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icture　in　the　paper；　I　had　an

idea！！　Are　you　S　？　If　you　are；　you　are　very　sneaky。　Also；　my　dad

loves　you　and　wants　you　to　write　a　book。　He’s　got　lots　of

connections。　If　you　tell　me　who　you　are；　he　can　make　you　famous。

—JNYHY

Hey　JNYHY；　You　are　very　sneaky　yourself。　And　not　to　brag　or

anything；　but　I’m　already　kind　of　famous。　Infamous　is　more　like　it。

All　the　more　reason　for　me　not　to　tell　you　who　I　am。　—GGSightingsD　was　seen　returning　a　gorgeous　Armani　tux　at　Barneys　and

renting　a　much　less　gorgeous　one　at　a　formal　store。　His　sister　J　was

seen　buying　underwear　at　La　Petite　Coquette；　although　she

chickened　out　on　the　thong。　N　was　seen　buying　a　big　bag　of　pot　in

Central　Park。　Tell　me　something　new。　B　was　seen　in　the　J。　Sisters

salon　getting　another　Brazilian　wax。　The　old　one　must　have　started

to　itch。　S　was　seen　with　her　feet　out　her　bedroom　window；　letting

her　toenails　dry。　I　don’t　think　she’s　ever　spent　this　much　time　at

home　in　her　entire　life。　Maybe　she　should　get　a　cat　or　something。

Meow。

TWO　QUESTIONS

First：　If　you　knew　about　a　party　that　you　weren’t　invited　to；　wouldn’t

you　go；　just　to　piss　people　off？　I　would。

Second：　If　you’d　made　up　your　mind　to　go　to　the　party；　wouldn’t

you　want　to　really　rub　people’s　noses　in　it　by　looking　pletely

gorgeous　and　stealing　everyone’s　boyfriends？　Definitely。

But　who　knows　what　S　will　decide　to　do。　That　girl　is　full　of

surprises。　。　。　。

At　least　I’ve　given　us　all　something　to　think　about　while　we’re

getting　our　pedicures；　plucking　our　eyebrows；　and　squeezing　our

zits。

See　you　at　the　party！

You　know　you　love　me；

“Ugly；　ugly；　ugl