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nge？B　andC　blasting　music　in　traffic　on　theWilliamsburg　Bridge　。　His　arm　was

around　her　and　she　was　petting　his　monkey。　Nowthere？s　a　relationship　that　could　work！V　spraying

her　rooftop　love　den　with　air　freshener　and　rearranging　the　fur　throw　pillows。　With　so　many　guys

to　pick　up　after；　it　must　be　hard　to　keep　things　tidy　and　smelling　fresh。　And　was　that　a　pair　of　boys？

tighty…whiteys　we　saw　her　toss　off　the　roof　to　the　street？！J　in　aNew　Hampshire　hardware　store

trying　to　talk　her　dad　out　of　buying　a　wheelbarrow　forD　as　a　joke　graduation　present　instead　of　a

car。　Don？t　think　he？d　appreciate　the　joke。K　andI　trying　on　every　pair　of　white　flatsFerragamo

makes。　Is　someone　going　to　tell　those　girls　that　wearing　matching　shoes　is　tacky？　Hey　look；　I　just

did！

Remember；　graduation　is　really　for　the　moms　and　dads。　So　why　not　wear　that　frillyLaura　Ashley

dress　with　the　enormous　white　bow　over　the　butt　that　your　mom　has　been　saving　for　you　since　you

were　ten　and　then　reap　the　rewards。　Can　you　spellB…M…W　；　anyone？

Excuse　my　greed。

You　know　you　love　me。

gossip　girl

S　demonstrates　how　to　be　naughty　and　nice

？Mr。　Beckham？？　Serena　called；　tugging　open　the　first　of　four　heavy　black　curtains　that　led　into

Constance　Billard？s　darkroom。　？Mr。　Beckham；　is　it　okay　if　I　e　in　and　talk　to　you　for　a

minute？？

Serena　heard　a　stool　squeak。　？Sure　thing；　e　on　in；？　Constance　Billard？s　only　film　teacher

called　back。　？Careful　with　the　curtains。？

Classes　were　over　for　the　day；　and　a　quiet　hung　over　the　school；　broken　only　by　the　laughter　of　a

few　stray　girls　or　the　click　of　a　teacher？s　heels。　Serena　had　stayed　behind　to　see　if　she　could

remedy　the