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hile。　Let？s　guess　what　some　of　our　favorite　people　are

asking　Mom　and　Dad　for。？

B：She　claims　to　be　over　men；　but　what　she　really　wants　is　a　new　hunky　boyfriend。　One　that

wouldn？t　cheat　on　her　with　her　best　friend　at　a　party　in　a　bathtub。

V：An　alternative…boy　calendar　so　she　can　keep　them　all　straight。

N：A　lifetime　supply　of　Kleenex　with　a　nice　blue　plaid　Ralph　Lauren　Kleenex…box　holder。

D：A　used　Hyundai；　a　driver？s　license　？　oh；　and　a　life。

S：A　hobby　other　than　stealing　her　best　friend？s　boyfriend。　Whatever　happened　to　her

modeling/acting　career；　anyway？

J：Wait；　she？s　not　graduating。　But　she　still　needs　a　school　to　go　to　next　year。

Something　we　all　want：　a　single　gigantic；　fantabulous　party　for　everyone　to　go　to。　None　of　that

irritating　never…get…to…finish…your…drink　party…hopping　business。　Let？s　just　find　the　perfect　venue；

invite　everyone；　have　the　time　of　our　lives；　and　never　leave。

your　e…mail

Q：　dear　GG；

my　little　brother　is　in　the　ninth　grade　at　st。　jude？s　and　he　heard　thatN　is　going　to　a　shrink。

supposedly　he　has　to；　like；　regress　back　to　being　a　baby　so　his　shrink　can　figure　out　why　he？s　such

a　pothead。　that？s　why　he？s　crying　all　the　time。

？nformed

A：Dear　nformed；

Forgive　me　for　asking；　but　doesn？t　this　regression　technique　also　causeN　to　wet　his　pants？　Ew。

Poor　guy！

？GG

Sightings

NkissingS　demurely　on　the　cheek　outside　her　apartment　building　at　Eighty…second　and　Fifth。

Were　her　parents　watching；　or　is　he；　like；　the　only　boy　in　the　entire　universe　who　can　actually

resist　her；　even　though　she？s　supposedly　his　girlfriend？　Maybe　he　had　soggy　pants　and　he　had　to

hurry　home　and　cha