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u very much for those two trips in your plane。”
George was very surprised and said; “two trips?”
“Yes; my first and my last;” answered Mark。
完美的丈夫
在一傢俬人俱樂部的更衣室中,有幾個剛剛鍛鍊完的男人。忽然,一張長椅上的手機響了。一個男人拿了起來,於是有了下面這段對話:
“喂?”“親愛的,是我。你在俱樂部嗎?”“是啊。”“好極了!我在離你兩個街區遠的商店裡。我看上了一件非常漂亮的貂皮外套……絕對完美!!我可以買嗎?”“多少錢?”“才1,500美圓。”“好的,可以,買吧,只要你喜歡……”
“對了,在梅塞德斯代理商那裡,我還看到了幾款2004年的車型。我看上了其中一款。我問那位銷售人員,他給了我一個超低價……既然我們想要換掉去年的那輛寶馬……”“他報價多少?”“才6萬美圓……”
“好的,但是按照這個價格,我要所有的可選配件。”“太棒了!在掛電話之前,還有一件事……”“什麼事?”“這看起來要一大筆錢,我正在算你的銀行賬目,還有……我在房產代理商那裡待了一會兒,看見了我們去年看過的那座別墅。正在減價呢!!還記得嗎?有游泳池、英式花園、大區域的停車場、海濱地產……”
“他們出價多少?”“才45萬美圓……多便宜的價格啊,而且我看到我們的銀行裡還有可以支付的錢……”“好的,那就去把它買下來吧,但是隻出價42萬美圓,好嗎?”“好的,親愛的……謝謝你!一會兒見!!我愛你!!!”“再見……我也愛你……”
男人結束通話電話,合上手機蓋,舉起握著手機的手,問在場的人:“哪位知道這部手機是誰的?”
The Perfect Husband
There age several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising。 Suddenly a call phone that was on one of the benches rings。 A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?” “Honey; It’s me。 Are you at the club?” “Yes。” “Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you age。 I saw a beautiful mink coat。。。It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” “Only 150;000。” “Well; OK; go ahead and get it; if you like it that much。。。”
“Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 models。 I saw one I really liked。 I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price。。。 and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year。。。” “What price did he quote you?” “Only 60; 000。。。”
“OK; but for that price I want it with all the options。”“Great! Before we hang up; something else。。。”“What?” “It might look like a lot; but I was reconciling your bank account and。。。I stopped by the real estat
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