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sawS

standing　out　by　her　pool　that　night；　dipping　her　toes　in　the　water　and　wiping　her　face　with　the　back

of　her　hand　afterB　andN　disappeared　upstairs？　Were　those　real　tears？　Seems　mighty　close　to　a

certain　perfume　ad　if　you　ask　me。　。　。　。　And　what　did　she　think　of　their　early　a。m。　departure　on　her

birthday　morning？B　andN　may　have　sailed　off　into　the　sunset？literally：　their　sailboat　was　last　seen

due　south　of　Hyannis？but　how　long　can　they　really　stay　at　sea？　Something　tells　me　there？s　more

drama　on　the　sun…splashed　horizon。

。　。　。　and　trouble　on　the　home　front

No　one？s　ever　accusedD　of　being　happy；　but　I？ll　be　the　first　one　to　call　him　out　on　being　pretty

darn　。　。　。　gay。　And　not　just　the　metrosexual；　let？s…go…shopping　at　Thomas　Pink　kind？although　his

wardrobe　could　do　with　a　little　spruce…up？but　the　kissing…other…boys…kind。　Is　he　ready　to　e　out？

Or　will　he　succumb　toV　？s　prickly…headed　charms　and　go　hetero　once　again？　If　not；　I　can　always

hire　him　to　redecorate　my　bedroom　。　。　。　or　not。

your　e…mail

Q：Dear　GG；

I　was　atS　？s　legendary　pre…birthday　bash　in　Ridgefield　last　month；　and　I　could？ve　sworn　I　saw

her　sneak　out　toN　？s　Aston　Martin　at；　like；　6　a。m。　and　shove　something　in　the　glove　partment。

Okay；　so　I？d　hadway　too　many　Tanqueray　gimlets；　but　it　looked　awfully　suspicious。　Whatever　she

had　in　her　hand　looked　a　lot　like　an　envelope？but　full　of　what；　I　wonder。　Whatever　it　was　was

probably　totally　illegal；　but　I　passed　out　before　I　could　find　out。　Any　ideas？

？Confused　and　Still　Hammered

A：Dear　CSH；

Confused　is　right。　Our　sweetS　may　have　dated　a　rock　star；　but　she　does　not　party　like　one？at　least

not　lately。　I？ll　bet