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just　have　to　make　something　up。

And　let？s　be　honest？that　sounds　likemuch　more　fun。

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hey　people！

The　premature　male　midlife　crisis

What？s　withC　？shighlights　？　Sure；　they　sort　of　match　his　stretchy　pastel　shirts　and　orange　Prada

sneakers；　but　since　when　was　he　so　。　。　。　outr？？　I　also　heard　he　was　seen　on　Monday　night　dancing

at　a　new　red…rope；　guest…list…only　club　in　Greenwich　Village　calledBubble　；　a　very　boys…only　kind

of　scene；　if　you　know　what　I　mean。　Could　it　be　that　since　he？s　already　hit　on　every　female　in　the

city；　he？s　moved　on　to　the　males？

The　other　boy　I？m　a　little　concerned　about　isN　；　my　personal　favorite。　Yes；　he？s　still　as　hot　as

ever；　and　yes；　I　would　give　up　my　Herm？s　Birkin　bag　to　be　his　fairy　princess。　I　just　wish　he？d　stop

lurking　around　upper　Fifth　Avenue　taking　surreptitious　slurps　from　that　silver　flask　he　keeps　in　his

pocket　and　looking　like　a　nervous　wreck。　If　he　needs　a　hand　to　hold；　he　knows　where　to　find　me。

But　the　greatest　transformation　of　all　is　in　skinny；　scruffyD　。　If　you　haven？t　seen　him　since　this

morning；　this　is　breaking　news：　he　got　a　haircut！　It？s　definitely　the　work　of　the　old　man　barber　on

Broadway　and　West　Eighty…eighth；　but　his　sweet　brown　eyes　are　actually　visible　now；　which　is

definitely　an　improvement；　and　there　seems　to　be　some　sexy…literary…dude　sideburn　action

happening；　too。　He？s　got　it　going　on！

Hanging　out　with　the　big　g