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g。

As　for　those　burning　questions　。　。　。

WillN　and　his　misbehaving　heiress　remain　a　bona　fide　item？

WillBever　get　overN　？　Will　she　grow　out　her　hair？　And？thank　God　the　answer　is　just　around　the

corner？will　she　get　into　Yale？？

WillS　andB　remain　friends　。　。　。　at　least　until　graduation？

WillS　bee　a　vapid；　redundant；　celery…eating；　supermodel？　Will　she　ever　stay　with　one　guy　for

more　than　five　minutes？

WillJ　and　her　new　boy　live　happily　ever　after？　Will　her　new　best　friend　try　to　break　them　up？

WillV　ever　evenlook　atD　again？

WillD　keep　hanging　out　with　that　yellow…toothed　poetess？　Willhis　teeth　turn　yellow　in　the

process？　Will　he　actually　write　a　memoir？

Will　the　rest　of　us　get　into　college？　More　importantly；　will　we　all　graduate？

Will　you　ever　find　out　who　I　am？

Soon　it　will　all　bee　crystal　clear。

See　you　at　my　party　Monday　night；　and　don？t　forget　to　bring　at　leastone　thing　on　the　list。　Au

revoir！

You　know　you　love　me。

gossip　girl

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Senior　slump

I？ve　heard　the　expression　？senior　slump？　many　times；　but　I　never　knew　what　it　meant　exactly。

Now　it？s　crystal　clear。　Senior　slump　is　when　you　blow　off　your　afternoon　classes　and　go　back　to

your　friend？s　apartment　to　order　veggie　lo　mein；　drink　chardonnay；　and　smoke　cigarettes。　It？s

when　you　wind　up　in　bed　with　a　boy　at　three　o？clock　in　the　afternoon。　It？s　when　you　skip

third…period　calculus