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ing　at　the　beach　with　my　babeliciousboyfriend　or　something？

？In　the　Closet

A：

Dear　In　the　Closet；

How　do　you　think　I　feel？　I？m　still　here；　albeit　with　the　A/Ccranked　and　a　chilled　bottle　of　Dom

next　to　the　puter；hard　at　work；　serving　all　your　gossip　needs。　But　seriously：help　yourself　to

something　Guccilicious　from　the　sunglassdrawer。　You　deserve　it！　（And　no　one　will　notice　if　you

throwsomething　in　for　your　boyfriend；　too。）

？GG

Q：

Dear　GG；

Does　that　guy　N　have　a　long…lost　brother？　I　think　I　saw　him　at　the　Oyster　Shack　on　the　Island；

but　it　couldn？t　have　been　the　same　guy；　this　guy　was　dressed　like　a　construction　worker　and

hanging　out　with　some　skanky…looking　but　undeniably　hot　townie　chick。　Any　idea　what？s　going

on？

？Double　Take

A：

Dear　Double　Take；

There？s　definitely　only　one　N。　If　he？s　in　the　construction　game　now；　I　suggest　you　hire　him　to

e　over　and　build　you　a　deck。　Maybe　he？ll　work　up　a　sweat　and　then　you　can　invite　him　to　go

skinny…dipping！

？GG

sightings

B　getting　into　a　tiff　with　the　mousy…looking　handbag　clerk　at　Harvey　Nichols。　They？ve　got

waiting　lists　in　London；　too；　but　some　girls　have　never　learned　that　patience　is　a　virtue。　S

wandering　around　an　unfamiliar　part　of　the　Upper　East　Side？really　far　from　the　park？looking

forlorn　and　buying　Purina　cat　chow　at　the　deli。　Maybe　she？s　trying　some　crazy　new　diet？　N

strolling　along　Catachungo　Road　in　Hampton　Bays；　wearing　a　Yale　baseball　cap　and　standing

quite　close　to　a　mystery　girl　wearing　a　pink　tube　top　embellished　with　Old　Navy　logos。　I　must

have　missed　their　Hamptons　store　opening。　V　settling　into　a　maroon　leath