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Waspoid　isn’t　into　metal　or　online　dungeon　games　or　skateboarding

or　eating　vegan。　He　gets　cute　haircuts　and　has　good　skin。　He　smells

nice；　he　wears　the　cashmere　sweaters　his　girlfriend　buys　for　him；　he

gets　decent　grades；　and　he’s　sweet　to　his　mom。　He　sails　and　plays

soccer。　He　knows　how　to　tie　a　necktie。　He　knows　how　to　dance。　He’s

sexy！　But　the　Waspoid　never　fully　invests　himself　in　anything　or

anyone。　He　isn’t　a　go…getter　and　he　never　says　what’s　on　his　mind。

He　doesn’t　take　risks；　which　is　what　makes　it　so　risky　to　fall　in　love

with　him。

You　might　have　noticed　that　I’m　just　the　opposite—I　never　know

when　to　shut　up！　And　I　seriously　believe　that　opposites　attract。　I

have　to　confess；　I’m　being　a　Waspoid　groupie。

Apparently　I’m　not　the　only　one。

Your　E…mail

Dear　Gossip　Girl；i　hooked　up　majorly　with　N　on　a　blanket　in　central

park。　at　least；　i　think　it’s　the　same　N　。　he’s　all　freckley；　right？　does

he　smell　like　suntan　lotion　and　weed？—blanketbaby

Dear　blanketbaby；　Hmmm。　I　bet　he　does。　—GGSightingsB　buying　condoms　at　Zitomer　Pharmacy。　Lifestyles　Extra…Long

Super…Ribbed！　What　I　want　to　know　is　how　she　knew　what　size　to

get。　I　guess　they’ve　done　everything　but。　Afterwards；　B　made　a

beeline　（no　pun　intended！）　to　the　J。　Sisters　salon　for　her　first

Brazilian　bikini　wax。　Ouch。　But　believe　me；　it’s　worth　it。　Also　caughtS　at　the　post　office；　mailing　a　big　package。　Barneys　baby　clothes　for

her　little　French　tot；　maybe？　Caught　I　and　K　in　the　3　Guys　Coffee

Shop；　eating　fries　and　hot　cocoa　again。　They’d　just　returned　those

cute　little　dresses　they　bought　at　Bendel’s　the　other　day—oh　dear；

are　they　getti