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s　if　she？d　been　crying　or　rubbing　her　eyes　like　crazy。　？I　have　a

fucked…up　story　to　tell　you　guys。？　She　flung　her　orange　bag　down　on　the　floor　and　took　a　deep

breath；　her　eyes　rolling　around　dramatically；　milking　the　moment　for　all　it　was　worth。　？As　it　turns

out；　my　totally　boring；　Mr。　Lawyer　father；　Harold　Waldorf；　Esquire；　is　like　totally　having　an　affair。

Only　moments　ago；　I　caught　him　asking　some　random　babe；　？If　I　was　a　wine；　how　would　you

describe　my　bouquet？？　and　they　were；　like；　totally　hiding　in　his　closet。？　She　clapped　her　hand　over

her　mouth；　as　if　to　keep　the　words　in。

Or　her　breakfast。

？Whoa；？　Serena　and　Nate　responded　in　unison。

？He　just　sounded　so　。　。　。　slimy；？　Blair　wailed　through　her　fingers。

Serena　knew　this　might　be　even　grosser；　but　she　just　had　to　get　it　out　there。　？Well；　maybe　he　was

just　having　phone　sex　with　your　mom。？　？Sure；？　Nate　agreed。　？My　parents　do　that　all　the　time；？　he

added；　feeling　a　little　sick　as　he　said　it。　His　navy　admiral　dad　was　so　uptight　he　probably　wouldn？t

have　phone　sex　for　fear　of　being　court…marshaled。

Blair　grimaced。　The　idea　of　her　tennis…toned…but…still…plump；　St。　Barts…tanned；

gold…jewelry…loving　mom　having　any　kind　of　sex；　let　alone　cabernet　phone　sex；　with　her　skinny；

preppy；　argyle…socks…wearing　dad；　was　so　unlikely　and　so　pletely　icky　she　refused　to　even

think　about　it。

？No；？　she　insisted；　wolfing　down　the　uneaten　half　of　Serena？s　Pop…Tart。　？It　was　definitely

another　woman。　I　mean；　face　it；？　she　said；　still　chewing；　？Dad　is　totally　hot　and　dresses　really　well；

and　he？s　an　important　lawyer　and　everything。　And　my　mom　is　totally　insane　and　doesn？t　really　do

anything　and　she