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ngle　thing　to　say。　Los　Angeles？　Cambodiantwins　？　She　couldn？t　fuckingbelieve　her　family

would　do　this　to　her。　This　was　supposed　to　be　the　happiest　time　in　her　life！　It　was　supposed　to　be

all　about　her　and　Nate；　heading　off　to　Yale　with　no　more　distractions；　just　smooth　sailing　all　the

way　from　now　until　they　climbed　into　her　brand　new　bisque…colored　BMW　and　drove　away；

leaving　her　crazy　family　behind。

In　the　corner；　Serena　laughed　again；　and　Nate　ran　his　hands　through　his　wavy；　salty　hair。　Clearly

they　were　in　their　own　little　world；　with　no　clue　what　the　hell　was　happening　to　her。　Blair　clutched

her　stomach。　Projectile　vomiting　was　a　distinct　possibility。　Her　family　was　seriously　moving？

What　would　it　be　like　on　Thanksgiving　or　Christmas　break？　She？d　be　in　L。A。　with　her　stupid

family；　hiding　out　in　their　bomb　shelter　or　wherever　the　fuck　people　went　during　earthquakes　and

Nate　would　be　。　。　。　here。With　Serena。

She　heard　her　mother　calling　after　her　as　she　clutched　her　stomach　and　ran　down　the　hall　to　her

old　bedroom。　Baby　Yale　was　lying　in　her　white　wooden　crib；　her　head　topped　with　a　Mohawk　of

strawberry　blond　peach　fuzz。　She　smiled　delightedly　at　her　big　sister　as　if　to　say；　？What？s　all　the

fuss　about？？　Blair　went　over　and　picked　her　up；　glad　to　see　her　chubby　little　friend　after　almost　a

month　away。　Then　she　noticed　that　Yale　was　wearing　a　tie…dyed　onesie　with　the　words

CALIFORNIA　DREAMIN？　stenciled　on　the　front　of　it。

Without　a　moment？s　hesitation；　Blair　whisked　her　tiny　sister　over　to　the　changing　table；　yanked

off　the　offending　article；　and　replaced　it　with　the　adorable　pink　DKNY　onesie　she　had　bought　for

her　at　the　DKNY　flagship　sto